Experience life as a house in this silly adventure game! Play as a building as you roll, jump, and wave-dash across a cozy island. Meet eligible structures, romance them, and experience a bizarre, yet oddly familiar story.. or go fishing instead (though we replaced fish with cars to make more sense)















As the new arrival to the island, you're here to meet eligible bachelorx pads and find the love of your life! Enjoy a one-of-a-kind story as you navigate a bizarre dating adventure amongst a unique set of structures.
A variety of biomes across an island, jam-packed with goodies! Search through a somber forest, climb up a snowy mountain, or just lay in a flowery field.
Throw away your dreams of home ownership! Instead, become the house! Embrace the freeing sensation of flying!
Looking to shack up? Choose between Millie (a windmill who might step on you if you ask nicely) or Tenet (who's just a himbo tent).
They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea… but you won’t find any around here. We replaced all the fish with cars because it just made more sense.
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